A Bruising Interview

As I wait for Mr. Super Chachie (the Motivational Flying Chihuahua Superhero) to respond to my interview, I decided to hone my interviewing skills with this hard-hitting Chihuahua report with Humphry (the senior senator of the Humphry Herbert Hunt Terrarium and my opponent in the Hunt Pet Elections).

Kaya: Hello, Senator.
HHH: Get away from me!
Kaya: So. How is the election going?
HHH: Seriously. Didn't I get a restraining order against you?
Kaya: Um. I saw that you picked up a few points in the polls this week. That should make you happy, right?
HHH: I'm going to throw this nunchuck at you! Get out of my terrarium!
Kaya: Er. So. Any new campaign pledges you want the people to know about?
HHH: I know kung fu! Back off!
Kaya: I'm just trying to ...
HHH: HY-YAH!
Kaya: OUCH! Hey!
HHH: PUNGE-YAH!
Kaya: What the? Ow! C'mon! Dude, it's been like a year since I tried to bite you!
HHH: FWAH!
Kaya: Dangit! ... That hurts! .... All right! ... Geez!
HHH: HY-YAH!
Kaya: That concludes my ... OW! ... my interview ... DANGIT! .... with Humph ... STOP IT! ... Humphry Hunt, Senior ... HEY! That really hurt! ... Senior Senator of the HHH Terrari- OW! ... I'm going! Good grief!