I'm a Chick Magnet

Further proof that everyone likes me: This weekend I went to the "cabin" again and was fawned over by every female within a five-cabin radius. Plus, some foxy chicks -- Lisa, Ellie and Teresa -- came up the cabin just to see my fine self.

Two hot mamas from down the road got into a fight over me. Some people said Mercedes was just defending her territory, but I'm sure she defined my bad self as her territory. Who wouldn't?

Then, on a trip to the ice cream store, some hotties oooo'd and aaaaah'd over me and completely ditched their boyfriends to check me out. While I would have been perfectly happy to send a little Hoberific lovin' their way, my peeps were really antsy to get some French silk pie on a sugar cone.  I'm sure those hotties would have rather had some Hobie silk pie with nuzzling on top.

I just get sexier every day.
 
Here's a picture of me with Ellie. She couldn't keep her hands off me.