The Shocking Truth About Hobie

Apparently everyone thinks Hobie is all that. Well, I, Kaya the Amazing Chihuahua Journalist, have uncovered some dirt about Hobie that might make you change your mind.

Hobie might seem like a cute little 15-week-old Chihuahua, but there is something you don't know. Hobie.... (you might want to sit down for this) ... IS ADDICTED TO CHEW STICKS!

It's shocking, isn't it?! Everyone thinks he's so great, but his addiction reveals a deplorable nature. He's not happy with one chew stick. Oh no. He has to have two or three AT THE SAME TIME! And he's been known to STEAL chew sticks from other, unaddicted, cuter Chihuahuas. He claims he can "quit anytime," but the moment he sees a chew stick it's all over, baby. He'd just as soon bite you as look at you if you stand in the way of his habit.

So before you raise a toast to Hobie, consider his vile habit. He's not so gosh-darned cute now, is he?