Can I Check Your Tag?
So I'm walking down the street and some totally hotties come up to me and are like, "Hobie, you are sooooo sexy! If I say you've got a great body, would you hold it against me? Can I check your tag; I wanna see if you were made in heaven! If we looked up "sexy" in the dictionary, you're picture would be there!"
Then they rode their little bikes off into the sunset. And that's how it was.
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I know the feeling. I'm middle aged and grey haired now and in the whole of my life strange beautiful hotties never walked up to me in the street and started chatting. Not until I took Welstar Lilly the Pink into town that is. Tuck a Chihuahua into your jacket and you can't fight the girls off. I mean Lilly's real cute and all, but this was ridiculous. If I ever had a chance to come back as a spotty faced yoof again, I'd forget all about the motor bike and get me a Chihuahua.
You know it, Frank! I'm a total chick magnet. My favorite hotties are the babes in that 6-14 age range. They don't hold anything back! It's all "oooo" and "awwwwww" ... but my peeps say that I should warn you that that age group might be a bit out of your league. Ah, well, buddy. The 20-somethings are great, too!
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