For a Good Time Call...

I am so sexy. I conned ... I mean, convinced ... Jaime into letting me have the run of the kitchen with Kaya. Now I can totally boss my 'huahua around all day without those lame bars getting in the way. Whatevs, x-pen. Buh-bye.

So I got set free and went over to the "pee pad" and ... you know ... did my bidness. Jaime got super excited and gave me a treat! Dang! If I woulda known that just ... you know ... doing my bidness on the pee pad would get me treats, I woulda ... you know ... did my bidness there a long time ago!

Hopefully tomorrow I'm gonna post a picture of my studly self. Jaime set up a studio in the living room and took some sexy pictures of yours truly. But I'm sorry ladies, I'm taken (pssst.... that was just for Kaya's benefit. You wanna get jiggy, give me a call ...).