Heeling is Silly

So what did I learn at "obedience" school this week?

1.) If I flip out and not even care, I get squirted in the face with water. I am beginning to understand why Kaya doesn't like Dawn. She was the supplier of the squirting water. Grr... I mean.... I'm not even THINKING about growling!

2.) Heeling is stupid.

3.) The owners of big dogs are dumb. Some lady thought it would be cute to shove her dog in my face. Apparently she thinks I'm cute when I'm mad. Apparently she also thinks her dog would be better looking if his face was rearranged. She let him shove his ugly mug at me later and got scolded by Dawn. Maybe I like her afterall.

4.) The clicker is the best thing ever.