I'd Go to the Vet for Jessica

I'm gettin' all spiffed up in anticipation of meeting the Babes of CBE. I've already met Jessica (who is as fine as they come), but I'm anxious to meet Chocolate Shirt Girl. She and her boyfriend (not for long, if I have anything to say about it! Guaranteed, she'll fall for me.... they all do) are stoppin' by my peeps' place tomorrow. I'm going to steal Kaya's breath mints tonight and tomorrow so I can share my Hoberific nuzzlin' with her ... and maybe steal a lick of her chocolate-covered shirt...

My campaign to woo the heart of Jessica away from that guy who thought my thing was little is in full force. That guy who thought my thing was little broke his finger this week and won't go to the vet. I told Jessica that I'd go to the vet for her any day. A woman as fine as that is worth a visit to the vet. She gives a dang good head scratching!

All the ladies want me.... who will I choose? Aw girls, there's enough of me to go around...