Menaced by a Mimic

While I was hanging out on the patio with my peeps, I noticed an extraordinarily handsome dog who appeared to be in my house! I approached him in very threatening manner -- and he responded by approaching ME in a threatening manner! Most indignent, I growled at him and puffed myself up to my most threatening size. But so did he! My peeps thought this was very funny, but I do not see why. How dare such a handsome dog come invade MY territory? And then he started copying me! That is behavior I will not tolerate! So I barked at him! But he did not back down!

Then my peeps let me in the house and he must have run away! He was in the doorway before, but then he was gone. Ha! He was only tough enough to menace me through the glass door! But when the going got tough - BAM, away he runs!

I'll be waiting, Mr. Handsome Dog. Oh yes, I'll be waiting....