Things I Do Not Understand

Things I do not understand:

1.) How come Kaya's old boyfriend got to pee on the carpet, but when I do I get in trouble? Stupid cat.

2.) How come Kaya gets the run of the house while I'm confined to the kitchen? No fair.

3.) How come my peeps haven't taken me out to strut my stuff lately? I haven't spread any Hoberific lovin' around in a dang long time! What the world needs now, is Hobie, sweet Hobie!