Also Known as Castration!?!?!

Dr. Jami was at it again and this time she brought a friend!

Jaime brought me to the vet office (where they always make an appropriate amount of fuss about my comings and goings ... you know they want me) and Dr. Jami again checked out my equipment! Then she had some other lady fondle my family jewels before asking Jaime if she wanted a touch! Seriously! I'm all for gettin' frisky, but a foursome is a little too much for this muchacho!

In an effort to foil my plans to hide out at Speak's house, Jaime rescheduled my "operation" for this Friday! Dang it! I had just about conned ... I mean convinced ... Lady into taking me over to Speak's house under the premise that he was having a slumber party! I don't know how I'm going to avoid this surgery. PLUS, Dr. Jami had a hard time finding my right ... er ... area ... and said I have to have a more advanced surgery! Some sort of cryptorchid neutering. I looked that up on google. That means CASTRATION!!!!! This is total crap. Just because I love the ladies doesn't mean my equipment should be tampered with!

Oh what a horrible day! At least tomorrow I get to go to work with Jaime and then go kick some butt in agility class. But still. Castration. CASTRATION! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!