The Animalization of America

As you may be aware, I have been interviewing the candidates for president to help Canine Americans make good choices this November. Last week I interviewed John Kerry. You can read the transcript here. This week I interviewed George W. Bush.

Kaya: Let's jump right in, Mister President. Can you tell me what your position is on the voting rights of Canine Americans?
Bush: Canine Americans have been disenchantized. They should be able to vote with the rights of the voting machine working good for their paws and tails and other areas that should have the right to vote.
Kaya: So you support a dog's right to vote?
Bush: A dog is like a goat. It's furry and somewhat strange smelling, but not as stinky as a skunk or anything. Probably not even as stinky as a goat. Maybe more like a bear or a giraffe or something.
Kaya: Um...
Bush: My opponent has tried to say I am not in favor of animals in whatever form they come in, but I like animals; especially tasty ones like cows and pigs. In Texas, a dog makes a good ally when you are working toward world peace and the elimation of terrier actions in other countries like Amsterdam or Madrid. Dogs are also good at herding sheep or pigs, which is good because that's how we get our steaks.
Kaya: Why should Canine Americans support your campaign?
Bush: Because I believe cannids and people can co-existance together and I support animal tax shelters.
Kaya: Do you have any closing remarks?
Bush: Canines should rise above their misunderestimation of their guards and masters and lift their paws to vote for me in November because I fully support the animalization of America.
Kaya: Thank you, Mr. President.