A Canine-American Interview with Sen. John Kerry

In an effort to help Canine-Americans choose a presidental candidate, I have interviewed both Sen. John Kerry and President George Bush. Here is a transcript of my interview with Mr. Kerry.

Kaya: Senator Kerry should be here any minute. During our time together I will touch on the important questions for all Canine-Americans. I think it is so important to know a candidate's position on ...
Ding-dong
Kaya: BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!
Kerry: Excuse me. I believe I have an interview with ...
Kaya: BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!
Kerry: Um, aren't you Kaya, the Chihuahua journalist?
Kaya: BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!
Kerry: We have an appointment....
Kaya: BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!
Kerry: To talk about my platform? Dude, what is this dog's problem?
Kaya: BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!
Handler: Maybe we shouldn't have rung the doorbell.
Kaya: BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!
Kerry: Perhaps you would like to hear about my Purple Stars?
Kaya: BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!
Kerry: Does she work for a right-wing paper or something?
Kaya: BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!
Kerry: OK, then. It was nice to meet you. I've got to ... er ... go. Thank you for your ...
Kaya: BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!
Kerry: ... time. You know, she looks just like the Taco Bell dog ... holy crap! Run! RUN!
Kaya: GROWWWWLLLL! BARK, BARK!