Oh the Humanity ... er ... Canine-anity!
Oh NO!
My friend Speak just informed me why Dr. Jami wants to see me! She's going to tamper with my equipment! This is horrible.
I'm going to try to sneak out of the house and stay at Speak's for a while, but since he lives pretty far away, I'm not sure how to get there. Maybe I can call a cab. But I don't have any money! Maybe I'll ask Lady to give me a ride. Or Aunt Teresa.
This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. It's probably the worst thing that has ever happened in the canine world! Think about it! Someone as hot as me should be able reproduce! Now the world will be deprived of little Hobies! All because my peeps don't want me "lifting my leg" ... whatever that means.
Grrrrrr!
2 Comments:
Oh Hobie! I know what you mean dude! My mama sent me to the doc and just when I started to sound like a real man, they made me sound like a mouse. Let's get together. I'll let you sniff me and show you that its okay not having those obnoxious things hitting you in the legs all the time. Baby's are overrated... I prefer my stuffed girlfriend I call "Monkey"
Peace out!
Chachi from Crystal
mnsnowmama@att.net
I just think it is a tragedy that my hotness will not be genetically continued to the next generation of Chihuahuas. It's truly sad!
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