She Walks in Beauty Like the Night

Yesterday I went to Jaime's work and hung out with the hotties who love and adore me, including Auntie Susan, who made out with me for a while in the closet. She thinks I'm the dawg! Then I went to agility.... and met the love of my life.

Her name is Isabella and she is gorgeous! She walks in beauty like the night, with starry eyes and long black fur. She's a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and so beautiful a bitch I have never seen! I tried to impress her by running really fast, jumping really high and pooping in the middle of the practice area. I think she noticed me. I hope she noticed me. She is so sexy! I might even give up the other hotties if she wants to go steady! Well... maybe I wouldn't go that far. But I'd at least rein it in to just Jessica, Auntie Teresa and Auntie Susan. And maybe Realtor Susan. And possibly Lady. And Kaya, of course. And Baby Ellie. And my Busy Bee.