Went in a tenor, came out a Soprano

Apparently I've been "neutered" ... whatever that means. All I remember is going to see my hottie Dr. Jami, taking a nap and waking up with a Twins bandana around my neck. A few hours later Jaime came and got me and took me home.

I don't really feel any different. I still have an overwhelming urge to jump off the sofa and chase Kaya. But I seem to have fewer teeth than I did this morning. Strange.

The upside is that I got my own digs for a while. The downside is that I have to wear at stupid lampshade on my head.

I guess I went in a tenor and came out a soprano. But anyone who's watched HBO knows that a Soprano is one tough dude! That's me, once I get this stupid bandana off!