Hobie's Top Ten Hotties
Hobie's Top Ten Hotties
10. Jennifer, Isabella's foxy momma - While Isabella (a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel) is more my style, her mom likes giving me treats ... and therefore is high on my list of favorite ladies.
9. Avery's girl - I don't know her name, but the little bombshell who works with Avery in agility is f - i - n - e, fine!
8. Susan, Jaime and Dave's realtor - She named her kid after Kaya, but she still shows remarkable taste in thinking I'm cute.
7. Teresa, my aunt - She's sleek, sexy and blond! And she knows how to give a good scritch.
6. Isabella, the sexy Cavalier King Charles Spaniel in my agility class - One look at her and my knees go weak.
5. Beth, Jaime's friend - She's pretty hot, but she'd be higher on the list if she'd wear that chocolate shirt for me!
4. Dawn, dog trainer at Cloud 9 - Kaya may not like her, but I think she's a hottie. She lets me lick her face... and she likes it!
3. Jessica, Jaime's former co-worker - Another blond, sweet hottie. She'd be number one if she kicked out that stupid guy she lives with.
2. Susan, Jaime's co-worker at Northwestern Health Sciences University - She lives to see me... that's dang sexy.
And Hobie's Number One Hottest Lady .....
Alan, the work study student at Northwestern Health Sciences University who gives me a massage every Wednesday - he may not be a lady, but with a buddy like Alan, who needs women!

1 Comments:
That's hilarious. And I'm flattered...I think. ;)
Beth
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