Zoolander Face, Check. Sexiness, Check.

My sexiness knows no bounds! I am going to be a male model. My photo shoot is today at Cloud 9. I have been practicing my Zoolander face all week. Northwestern Health Sciences University is going to use my handsome mug to promote their publications. My sexiness will soon by on display for hundreds of hotties!

After my photo shoot, I will link to my picture.... unless it would prove to be so sexy that all the ladies on the Internet start showing up in Chanhassen with chew bones, squeaky toys and turkey tenders in an effort to win my love. Aw, ladies, there's enough of me to go around!

By the way, soon I will post my top 10 list of hottest ladies.