Border Collie Mafia

Jaime totally screwed me up this week! There was a big test to see if I could move on to the next agility class ... and did Jaime practice with me this week? Noooooooo.... she put her job ahead of me and traveled to Chicago instead of staying home and working with me.

So I don't get to move to intermediate even though I am way better than the other puppies who didn't pass. Some of them can't even have their leashes taken off! I just happened to be a little distracted last night because Jaime didn't let me run around and because I was cooped up for THREE DAMN DAYS while she was in Chicago. Now I have to go to school on Friday, which is, as everyone knows, date night. AND I'm stuck with stupid puppies who are all scared of jumps while I am not even scared of the teeter (ok, maybe a little, but at least I go on it, unlike some puppies I know....)

Of course all of the herding dogs passed. It's totally a conspiracy! The Border Collie Mafia has gotten to Dawn and have forced her to hold back talented dogs such as myself. They know I'd kick their butts, that's why!