Jason A. in a Chihuahua's Body?

Yesterday Jessica came over to spend time with me and I was all like, "Yo, sweetchecks, dump that bozo you're with and then we'll talk." Pfft. She's on the cusp, I just know it. But I can't let my ladies think I'll hang around if they don't devote themselves to me. That's not good for my image.

Jaime found my secret stash of pee stains. I was hoping she wouldn't turn the lamp on over there. Then she cleaned them all up so I have to start all over! But now she watches me like a hawk so I don't know if I'll get a chance to mark my territory again anytime soon. I'll keep you posted.

That funny Costello's posting again. Read his blog. Jaime says he reminds her of Jason A. ... You know, that one guy who ... um ... what do I know, I've never met him.