I Wanna Be a Supermodel

Today I received an e-mail from Cover Girl:

Dear Kaya,

Our tips are not just for supermodels! Here are 3 beauty trends anyone can wear:

Pixie Lids: Apply CG Eyeslicks Gel Eyecolor in Tickled Pink over your entire lid, then dust with Eye Enhancers 1-Kit
Shadow in Pink Chiffon for fun and flirty flair!

Lovable Lips: Use Wetslicks Precision Lipgloss Pencil in Pink with a Wink for a kissably sweet smile!

Delicate Touch for Nails: Try Peek-a-Boo-Pink for a nifty near nude shimmer.

Get more great ideas from CoverGirl.com!

I investigated this further and discovered Cover Girl was wrong.... those are not three looks that ANYONE can wear! I don't have lips! And eyeshadow won't stand out on my fur. But the toenails.... anyway, I think Cover Girl might need to rethink its e-mail marketing. I don't think dogs are the target market....