Hobie's Top Ten Hotties

Hobie's Top Ten Hotties

10. Jennifer, Isabella's foxy momma - While Isabella (a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel) is more my style, her mom likes giving me treats ... and therefore is high on my list of favorite ladies.

9. Avery's girl - I don't know her name, but the little bombshell who works with Avery in agility is f - i - n - e, fine!

8. Susan, Jaime and Dave's realtor - She named her kid after Kaya, but she still shows remarkable taste in thinking I'm cute.

7. Teresa, my aunt - She's sleek, sexy and blond! And she knows how to give a good scritch.

6. Isabella, the sexy Cavalier King Charles Spaniel in my agility class - One look at her and my knees go weak.

5. Beth, Jaime's friend - She's pretty hot, but she'd be higher on the list if she'd wear that chocolate shirt for me!

4. Dawn, dog trainer at Cloud 9 - Kaya may not like her, but I think she's a hottie. She lets me lick her face... and she likes it!

3. Jessica, Jaime's former co-worker - Another blond, sweet hottie. She'd be number one if she kicked out that stupid guy she lives with.

2. Susan, Jaime's co-worker at Northwestern Health Sciences University - She lives to see me... that's dang sexy.

And Hobie's Number One Hottest Lady .....

Alan, the work study student at Northwestern Health Sciences University who gives me a massage every Wednesday - he may not be a lady, but with a buddy like Alan, who needs women!

Don't Set Me Free!

Have you heard about Dog Island?

Zoolander Face, Check. Sexiness, Check.

My sexiness knows no bounds! I am going to be a male model. My photo shoot is today at Cloud 9. I have been practicing my Zoolander face all week. Northwestern Health Sciences University is going to use my handsome mug to promote their publications. My sexiness will soon by on display for hundreds of hotties!

After my photo shoot, I will link to my picture.... unless it would prove to be so sexy that all the ladies on the Internet start showing up in Chanhassen with chew bones, squeaky toys and turkey tenders in an effort to win my love. Aw, ladies, there's enough of me to go around!

By the way, soon I will post my top 10 list of hottest ladies.

Perfecting my Zoolander Face

I don't have much time to blog lately. I've been working really hard on my sexy face. I am going to be a male model for Jaime's work. I have a portrait session on Saturday. Soon there will be hotties all over Bloomington who long for my sexy bod. One look at my "Zoolander" face and they will all be mine!

Gotta go work out. I want my abs to be ripped for this ad.

Hobie, out!

No One Plays with Us Anymore

Hobie and I finally got to move back into the kitchen. Apparently we are moving soon. There are boxes everywhere. No one has time to play with us anymore. To get even, yesterday Hobie ate three chew sticks and then threw up.

I don't know if anyone will play with us in November! Jaime is going to try to write a novel in 30 days as part of National Novel Writing Month. I can't wait for life to get back to normal.

A Chihuahua by Any Other Name

After seeing all these weird mixed breed dogs, I started to wonder what Chihuahuas would look like if they had other breeds in them. Here is a compilation of my research:

Beagle/Chihuahua (Chi-gle)
Chihuahua/Poodle (Chi-Poo)
Chihuahua/Jack Russell (Jack-huahua)
Pug/Chihuahua (Pug-huahua)
French Bulldog/Chihuahua (Frenchi)
Chihuahua/Pomeranian (Pom-huahua)
Chihuahua/Dachsund (Chichsund)

What's a Ratgle?

Speaking of dogs that are part rat, today I went for a walk today with my hottie Jessica. For some reason this dog tagged along. I think her name is Chloe. At the dog park she ran away and made me look really good. Which is not difficult, of course, but any little bit helps. She is a beagle/rat terrier.

What's a Rathuahua?

Jaime and Dave took us on a really, really, really long walk at Lake Maria State Park today. I think they got lost at one point, although they claimed they didn't. Here's a picture of me before I got too worn out to smile.



We met this guy on our walk. He's a rat terrier/Chihuahua ... so a Rathuahua?



I'm so glad to be home! I'm never going to complain about not going on long enough walks again!

A Road Less Traveled

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveling dog, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could

Over and Out ... In More Ways Than One

So last night I had a little covert op in the garage. I've been watching Alias with my peeps and that hottie Sydney Bristow gave me lots of ideas for escaping my pen.

I rigged up an elaborate pully and lever system and sling-shot myself out of the pen, with my trusty blue bone in my mouth. Then I located my secret listening device (the cone of silence) and placed it on my head. Unfortunately, Jaime caught me before I was able to transmit my status to my operative (Speak) so I had to pretend I just like wearing the cone.

My peeps think it's weird that I got out of my pen and put my cone on. If only they knew it was a transmitter....

Speed and Confidence.... and Oh Yeah, Naughty

Today I went to work with Jaime and got a full-body massage from Allen. Then he and Susan got in a fight over who I liked better. Man, you know I like the ladies, but Allen sure knows how to give a good belly rub!

Then I went to Agility class. Dang, I'm good. Dawn says I have speed and confidence. Why wouldn't I be confident?! I'm a sexy beast! Dawn also said I'm naughty, but I didn't poo in the arena this week so I thought that was an improvement. I noticed she wasn't calling me naughty when I charged up the teeter-totter and when I enthusiastically went up and down the ramp!

Oh well, I still think she's a hottie. And so is Isabella's mom! And so is Isabella ... ... my love. I snapped at her today because I want to play a little hard to get, but she wasn't buying. Just give it a few more weeks...