All the Chihuahua news that's fit to print ... and some that's not.
Here's the latest in Chihuahua news.... Britney Spears has declared her three Chihuahuas -- Bit Bit, Lacy Loo and Lucky (lame names, if you ask this Chihuahua reporter) -- to be cuter than Paris Hilton's Tinkerbell.
That's fine. As long as Britney doesn't try to say her Chihuahuas are cuter than me!
Today we out-smarted the peeps and escaped from our room. All I had to do was jig around with the lock on the gate and BAM, we were free for the whole afternoon!
Kaya and I took it upon ourselves to relocate every sock lying on the floor in their bedroom. That'll teach them to miss the dirty-clothes hamper! Then we ran around the house with Jaime's new Valentine's Day underwear! Ha! When Jaime came home from work, we met her at the door. For some reason she kept saying, "Oh, no.... Oh, no...." But after a thorough examination of the house, she discovered that we weren't really THAT naughty. We pretty much focused on moving socks around. We didn't chew on anything naughty or poo on the bed. I suggested it, but Kaya said they'd get really mad. She sounded like she spoke from experience, but she claims that her ex-boyfriend Fudge is the only animal to potty on the bed and that was like, five years ago.
Anyway, we had an afternoon of freedom, but I fear it will be our last. Jaime now has the lock on the gate facing out. She threw out the gate that I chewed a nearly-puppy-sized hole in so I guess we're back to hanging out in our room. Dang.
It was like 50 degrees today. For some reason our peeps thought that was "nice" and "warm" and "perfect weather to take the dogs for a walk." Yo! I might be from Becker, but I'm originally from Mexico... and baby, it don't get colder than 60 down there.
