I Am A Graduate!

I graduated Level II! Now I should be afforded the respect due to someone with an graduate-level degree, don't you think?

When is my open house?

Top 10 Chihuahua Bumper Stickers

Top 10 bumper stickers for my kennel:

10.) Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Poodles. (no offense intended to poodles. I'm sure you don't want to look that goofy!)

9.) Poo Happens.

8.) My dog is on the HONOR ROLL at Cloud 9 Training Center.

7.) My other kennel is a Porshe.

6.) I Love Cats. They Taste Like Chicken.

5.) Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my kennel?

4.) Sexy Chihuahua on Board

3.) Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket. Oh, wait, it's a kennel. Nevermind.

2.) Save a Horse. Ride a Chihuahua. (if you know what I mean.... heh heh...)

1.) Keep growling, I'm reloading.

Cheese Mine

Haha... here is a good Chihuahua joke.

Once there three male dogs who set eyes on a beautiful female poodle.

They all rushed over to her. Aware of her charms, she said,"I will go out with the first one of you who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an intelligent sentence."

Immediately the Lab said, "I like liver and cheese."
No imagination at all, said the poodle."

Next was the muscular Rottweiler, who blurted, "I hate liver and cheese."
"That's worse than the Lab," she replied.

Finally a tiny Chihuahua smiled at his opponents, gave the poodle a knowing wink, and said "Liver alone,cheese mine."

Save Zippy!

I don't understand why no one starts a campaign to save Zippy.

There's a Line

I Am Difficult

Today Jaime told me I am "a trial" and "an outrageous mess of training trouble." Whatever that means. Apparently I am supposed to ignore the fact that the hook for my leash weighs, like, half my body weight! And I'm supposed to just stay, even when said heavy hook is juggling around when Jaime circles behind me! You try behaving like normal with a lead weight hanging around your neck. You'd be "a trial" and "an outrageous mess of training trouble," too!

I Wanna Be a Supermodel

Today I received an e-mail from Cover Girl:

Dear Kaya,

Our tips are not just for supermodels! Here are 3 beauty trends anyone can wear:

Pixie Lids: Apply CG Eyeslicks Gel Eyecolor in Tickled Pink over your entire lid, then dust with Eye Enhancers 1-Kit
Shadow in Pink Chiffon for fun and flirty flair!

Lovable Lips: Use Wetslicks Precision Lipgloss Pencil in Pink with a Wink for a kissably sweet smile!

Delicate Touch for Nails: Try Peek-a-Boo-Pink for a nifty near nude shimmer.

Get more great ideas from CoverGirl.com!

I investigated this further and discovered Cover Girl was wrong.... those are not three looks that ANYONE can wear! I don't have lips! And eyeshadow won't stand out on my fur. But the toenails.... anyway, I think Cover Girl might need to rethink its e-mail marketing. I don't think dogs are the target market....