Down with Christmas!
Dear Neighbors,
It is April 10. Perhaps you hadn't noticed that Christmas has come and gone. You finally took your tree down around President's Day (in February....). I was hopeful that your Christmas-wrapped front door, little Christmas trees and wreath would be gone by Easter. That doesn't seem like too much to ask. I mean, you put that stuff up in November. That's four months.
Today I noticed you puttering around in your garden in shorts, which eliminates my theory that you didn't notice the passing of the seasons.
Maybe you really like Christmas. Maybe you even decorate with a Christmasy theme year 'round. That's great. But keep it inside, yo. I'm sick of looking at your shiny wrapping-paper-covered door. I'm ready to embrace summer and it's disconcerting to look across the GREEN yard and see Christmas on display. Please, please, please end Christmas before five months goes by. You only have 15 days left!
Try for tax day, eh?
It is April 10. Perhaps you hadn't noticed that Christmas has come and gone. You finally took your tree down around President's Day (in February....). I was hopeful that your Christmas-wrapped front door, little Christmas trees and wreath would be gone by Easter. That doesn't seem like too much to ask. I mean, you put that stuff up in November. That's four months.
Today I noticed you puttering around in your garden in shorts, which eliminates my theory that you didn't notice the passing of the seasons.
Maybe you really like Christmas. Maybe you even decorate with a Christmasy theme year 'round. That's great. But keep it inside, yo. I'm sick of looking at your shiny wrapping-paper-covered door. I'm ready to embrace summer and it's disconcerting to look across the GREEN yard and see Christmas on display. Please, please, please end Christmas before five months goes by. You only have 15 days left!
Try for tax day, eh?
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